Thursday, April 17, 2014

Evil crows, polite assassins, feeding China, and window nudity!

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I am the kind of person who likes to sing to himself and laugh to himself, often when I do it... I am by myself. So here I am singing on the sidewalk at a time and place where there's quite a bit of people driving on the road next to me.  With singing to myself I suddenly did some immediate improvisation; going like this, "This girl is on FIIIRRAAAAAHH! Holy shiznits a blaspheming demon eating my face! THUMP" as I scream loudly spazzing out to the point of tripping and falling into something because a crow popped out from the bushes. All I can really say to that is... I am glad those driving by had some short amusement from a tall-lanky kid freaking out on the sidewalk.
Well the day gets better. As I am getting to my destination from walking... A hurst doesn't notice me because it is trying to get through some cars blocking the lane and blocking site of any pedestrians... Not only that but as I am leaving my destination, an ambulance comes flailing down the street that I had to get off of quick because I didn't realize it was close to me. I think someone was trying to assassinate me but wanted to be polite about it with the vehicles to store dead people.


As the day carried on, I decided to head to the dollar store. When I got there it was going to close in less than 10 minutes. For some reason some lady decided to feed China with Easter candy... Or at least thats what it seemed like. Its rare I see someone have a shopping cart inside of the dollar store... It's even rarer that they have it filled ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP AND THEN SOME! Who on earth needs to get so much Easter related items, mostly candy, from the dollar tree at 8:55 at night, 5 minutes before the store closes. Can't you get 3 times as much candy for just maybe a dollar more at the grocery store? That and its much better quality! Sure if you just wanted a candy bar or something I understand going to the dollar store, but to feed an entire country you can get WAY more and WAY better at a simple grocery store all within decent price range.

You thought the day was over? No. Just one last thing. There is a residence inn with ground level windows... Like a store downtown where you can see everything inside and even pop in the window from the sidewalk. Well as I am just a foot away from this window I notice a TV on. What is on this TV? Naked people. I thought it was from a movie or a show. But no. What's infront of the TV lying in bed. Multiple naked people. Like as in more than two. Sitting in bed. With their sidewalk window wide open for the night people to see. What is just down the street from these people? A patrol officers sitting in his car as if he had been there for a while. And just so you know, it was like both ways going and coming.

And with this was another normal day for me.

Wednesday, January 8, 2014

Moving to Wordpress

So I have been thinking about moving this blog over to word press. Simply because more people use it and I don't get as much spam from it. The link is http://dorkedout.wordpress.com/ if you want to check it out!
I will still update this one on occasion, but I think for now I will use Wordpress to get more attention.

Saturday, January 4, 2014

Going to

I've been thinking a lot lately about life. I am hoping to be an elementary school teacher... but honestly my dream is to be a famous story teller. Learning stories is probably my favorite thing. Since a young age I've been wanting to be various kinds of story tellers. Whether that was a cartoonist, a writer, blogger, or making scripts, I have stories in my head. Some are funny, some are depressing, well I have a pretty big range.

In my room at my parents house I have a stack of probably a hundred journals. Some completely full some maybe just a few pages filled with things I have written or idea's I have jotted down so I can come back to it.

I think I am going to really try and aim to further my dream of story telling this next year... I guess I always get discouraged and never really finish anything. I have written stories that were over 100 pages on my computer only to ask myself whether it's good and then never return to them. Unfortunately those stories were formed too long ago for me to really remember what I had planned, however looking back a lot of them are much better than I had thought.

So I guess this year I just really want to finish something and stop telling myself its too big. Even if nothing ever gets published or ever seen by somebody else, I want to finish something to tell myself I can do it. I have share small snippets of these stories of friends, but I only showed the ones I wasn't as passionate about. I think one of my problems is I always tell myself I can try to do it, but I never really think I can. So I am going to "try" and remove the word from my vocabulary in this area.